RG3 was spotted WALKING AROUND AND TOSSING A FOOTBALL, #FML, does anyone know how we can score one ticket to the White House for next week when the Baltimore Ravens are in town (we’re asking for a friend), this is what happens when pirates invade, is your wedding day the happiest day of your life?, ask Kaleb why Lame Kiffen is losing high school football players to schools across the country, congrats to RNC’s Amani Council, someone tell Paul Kane that we’re working on a “top 10 list of old DC reporters who like baseball”, K Street Traffic camera will get us all, if you get your friends to sign-up here you will receive invitations to our exclusive happy hours and also winning Powerball numbers, ask John Stanton what color Sperry’s he will be wearing on the sailboat this weekend, you can’t stop LeBron James – you can only hope to contain him, #FakeDCBars we want to drink at,  Birdman vs. Hansbrough, DC professional women check this out, ask Freddy Barnes if he thinks Auburn will ever finish in the top 25 again, art nerds unite, sangria is in Georgette & Abby’s future, moe is awesome, TEDx won Thursday night, we hope Will Carty is reading this, eat like a foodie, Alex Dodds is reading this like the boss she is, did you know Hotline’s Wake Up Call is free now?!?, if the weather’s nice this weekend there’s a fair chance you can catch Scott Sendek working on his tan at Cantina – again, everyone finally gets the hype about Phil Mattingly, CNN just upped its game, Allen West hinted that he’s going to be the next comeback kid, Alabama football will lose four games this year, congrats to Rebecca Spicer for being named ASAE Rising Star of the year, Bachmann decided to retire – which left Katie in tears, happy belated anniversary to Arden and Arthur Bochner, baby Elle did work at NJI Media on Wednesday, Samantha Smith is a year older, the grumpy cat is more successful than all of us, Alex Sailer is getting all married up this weekend, Celeste and Loretta get a well-deserved shout out today, Tommy McFly explains how you go from lawyer to cake pop expert, someone please give Frank Thorp his own “top ten” list, local people with their arms crossed, Maeve Reston, Justin Sink & Rebekah Pepper are following us on Twitter and here’s where you can kick it this weekend.