Today Brendan Buck turned 21 years old – buy him a Jello shot!, tell Debbie Matties congratulations on her new gig with CTIA, Ali Amirhooshman can now get you the latest video game releases, will Chad Scarborough ever move back to DC full time?, be sure to tell Tim Burger and Andrew Kovalcin happy birthday this weekend, dont’ go Bobo!, congratulate Victoria Bosselman, Seamus Kraft protects the internet, everyone in DC thinks they’re a character in House of Cards, why Staff Assistants should read Jay-Z, do you think the College Football National Championship trophy will ever leave the state of Alabama?, answer to the previous question: yes!, Rob Portman took a stand on gay marriage, we need this in the U.S. Capitol Carry-Out, and Rest in Peace Google Reader.