Top of the afternoon! Wash your ugly mug. Tune inn to channel 201 for some wisdom and ease your pounding headache. You had quite the lavish dinner with the Hamiltons last night–pushing you closer to a fiscal cliff. You just now remember the Remingtons arriving late, dubling the tab. That’s bull, you recall; so no more of that. You, of course, had to extend it to a late night reunion with Johnny, Molly, Hank, and Henry. The gathering forayed into heavy Irish times, cementing your trust back in the 18th Amendment, albeit eventual caveats. Now, stomach some grub and pour some for your lounging cat, Lil Pub. Try to enjoy the view outside and catch the last of the birds migrate down the coast. You finally notice your roommate, Lola, is absent… probably still at your brother’s place. Your voice is like a billy goat and you’re wobbly like a boxcar, but it’s just a phase. Now do it all again somewhere else.

Written by FamousDC contributor, Mike Lurie.