Preakness is Saturday, Moran’s softball team beat Durbin’s team, Tom Williams can multitask, MTV awards will have a ratings battle with the DNC, Bandolero opens next week, we’ve got your weekend recipes, jam with Michelle, Biden loves trains, Melanie Kimmelman is headed to New York, SNL is funny again, Noelle Clemente heads to the AAF, drink to Facebook’s IPO, no eclipse for DC this weekend, H Street has some new art, Mike Allen actually took a vacation, Metro is keeping doors open to delay turning on AC, Battle of the Beltway is tonight, The Hamilton has a full line up, Carol Foster is kickin’ it in Sen. Ron Johnson’s office now and here’s where you can get your weekend on like you just bought up Facebook.