Once upon a time …  , Occupy K Street mucked up traffic, Obama can straight sing, pay attention to your vehicle height, Rick Perry left the race for the White House, Frank Luntz knows how to make GOP candidates cry, Rick Perry ran out of undershirts this week, Newt Gingrich ain’t a player – he just crushes a lot, Clinton Yates’ favorite link this week, go party with Sarah and Tenfold Forty, when will Chris Paulitz make an endorsement?, what’s playing in Jack Smith’s iPod?,  “PIPA PLEASE” Leahy says, “We’re not intimidated by thugs.” Meet the Secret Powerbrokers of D.C.: Five Top Women in Communications, Suggs vs. Uggs, tell Rachel Racusen congrats on her new gig, The Washingtonian does not want you to pull for the Ravens on Sunday, we need more Factor tweets, Joe Pounder and weathercasters run DC, the Internet blacked out, Perez Hilton praised Eric Cantor, and here’s where to kick it this weekend in DC.