In need of the perfect gift for your gentleman caller?  Boys can be such tricky bastards.  Luckily, we’ve done the legwork for you.

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Jack Spade’s Crew Mittens are lined with the softest, most delicious fabric you’ve ever felt. I may saunter around wearing over-sized men’s mittens this year — they’re that good.

You can never go wrong with a pair of Bass Weejuns.  Classic style.  Suddenly hip again.

Add Japanese robots or golden koi to a t-shirt lover’s arsenal.  Better yet, snag an ugly sweater tee and help save the furbabies.

V. Ave leather iPad cover.  Simple.  Like butter.

Mini Yoda soaps.  Because every boy is a secret (or not so secret) Star Wars fan.

Add a little rustic charm to his kitchen with a bamboo cutting board or a recycled farm steel “eat” sign.  Handmade, one-of-a-kind.

Alden x Leffot Color 8 Longwings.  You’ll own him.  Forever.

Vince cabled shawl collar sweater.  You won’t be able to keep your hands off him.

Craft beer of the month club.  He may hump you in front of his parents.

Vintage fold-over luggage.  In plaid.  Yup.

Cigar Style by Nick Foulkes.  A gem.

A whimsical pair of cufflinks.  Because some days call for subtle humor.

Jack Spade’s Le Dirt Bag is my new favorite of everything.

Make his toes snazzier with Paul Smith’s Multistripe socks.  Robert Graham’s Newton Exploded-Check socks aren’t too shabby either.

TCHO assorted milk/dark taster.  Every chocolate-lover’s dream come true.

Quoddy Grizzly Boots.  Because they’re awesome.

Seasonal Pantry’s artisanal salt.  Redefine deliciousness.

A gift certificate to Home Depot.  (Kidding.)(Sorta.)  It’s like boys are implanted at birth with a homing device for this place.  Do they bottle Home Depot pheromones?

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