Everyone chill the F out.

Tim Tebow’s got this.

BRONCOS GRANT TIM TEBOW LEAVE FROM PRACTICE TO FIX SUPERCOMMITTEE
QB Expects to Conclude Negotiations by COB Tuesday

DENVER — The Denver Broncos’ starting quarterback, Tim Tebow, has been granted a waiver by the team to miss practice on Tuesday,  November 22, 2011. He will wear his uniform and fly directly to Washington, D.C. to meet with Congressman Jeb Hensarling (R-Texas) and Senator Patty Murray (D-Wash.).

Tebow promises to “mess around and talk” during the first 50 minutes of the hour long meeting. He then guaranteed to find “common ground for shared sacrifice” during the final ten minutes of  meeting regulation time.

Although most pundits are reporting that talks are dead, Tebeow scheduled a press conference and requested, “the most possible cameras, at the last possible minute.”

Tim promised the Tim Tebow Foundation will continue work in the Philippines. Groundbreaking rites on his children’s hospital will be held on January 2012 and the hospital in Davao City is expected to open in 2013.

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