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The Hill’s Peter Schroeder: White House: No proof of alien life

The Obama administration officially announced Monday that the government has found no evidence of extraterrestrial life.

In response to a public petition, the White House said it has “no evidence” of alien life, or that extraterrestrials have “contacted or engaged” any member of the human race. Furthermore, there is no “credible information” that indicates that any proof of aliens has been covered up by the U.S. government or anyone else.

“The fact is we have no credible evidence of extraterrestrial presence here on Earth,” wrote Phil Larson, who handles space policy and communications for the White House.