James Kotecki (@jameskotecki) and his wife, Emily Kotecki (@emilykotecki) sing us the hard truth about social media.

FamousDC emailed Mr. Kotecki for comment and he gave us the following:

“When I make music, I try to listen to the deepest regions of my soul and pour out its secret melodies onto my keyboard. The other day, my soul got quiet for a moment, cleared its throat, and told me that social media is for losers. And that’s when I knew I had a moral obligation to bring that message to the world.”

Kotecki makes serious things funny. Just hope you don’t take this social media spoof too seriously. And if you do, go tweet about it.