We have never said this before, but it might soon be safer and wiser to start taking the Metro in DC. [seriously?]

D.C. police officers still do not have one of the most basic tools for catching drunk drivers, even though more than a year has passed since city officials promised to develop a new breath test program after errors and tainted court cases doomed the old one.

Note: This might explain a LOT about cabbies.

h/t dmbosstone