Nick Schaper is heading to the Chamber of Commerce, President Obama got locked out of the White House, leave @ChuckGrassley alone!, Jennifer Crider was on her A-game, Elephants marched all over Washington, who will play Steve Schmidt?,who keeps Secretary Sebelius waiting at PJ Clarke’s?, Jam for Japan on Saturday, blossom into Yoga on April 2 with Lululemon, friends don’t let dogs drink PBR, pop your collar for Congress, fun with dumpsters, disaster at the Peepy Bottom Metro, tell Emily Lawrimore happy birthday today, and SUPERMOON MANIA!