Charlie Sheen beats Palin in latest independent poll [winning]
Here’s a headline you’ve likely been trying to avoid [Helen Thomas Turns Up in Playboy]
How’s your bracket looking? [NCAA]
Guiness-flavored margaritas [perhaps]
Pizza No. 17 [now open]
Unsuck Metro reflects on Japan [personal]
Don Seymour’s tweet get’s posterized in Roll Call [see below]