How DC handles snow, Egypt, long bathroom visits, give Doug Andres a high-five for his new communications job with the House Rules Committee, Jeff Larson takes the reigns at the RNC, fake Metro ads, David Almacy is a genius, Erika Masonhall is heading to NBC in NYC, life is precious, Dave Tate is still the man, Dan Snyder does not want you to read this, do you keep your prayers in a box?, Charlie Sheen is taking some time off to relax, and this is the coolest picture that you’ll see today.

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