They’re calling it the Global Pickup Conference – we’re calling it ridiculous. [and slightly creepy]

A group of men recently gathered in DC as part of a pick up artist convention. The “pro” pick up artists were tasked with teaching the newbies how to rein in the ladies.  And what better place to do that than Pentagon City mall.

The group of 30 men looks out of place in the Pentagon City mall food court on Sunday afternoon. They’re impeccably groomed, wearing designer jeans and expensive shoes. They range in age from early 20s to late 40s. At 2:30 p.m. they rise from their chairs and huddle in between the kiosks selling $8.99 earrings and 3-for-$25 sunglasses. Time to get started.

Check out the video featuring some of the experts – it’ll blow your damn mind. Seriously, it’s worth watching.