Dear Rahm,
An appellate court panel just tossed you off the ballot for mayor, but it looks like you are gonna appeal to the Illinois Supreme Court.
Now, we’re sure you have a lot of fancy, high dollar, Ivy League lawyers working on this, but let’s give you some advice: Just go into the court and say the following speech word for word. Golden.
Sincerely,
Your friends at Famous DC
P.S. Maybe bring this guy in with you to sing the national anthem before you address the court.