RIP Richard Holbrooke, Dear God we hate airline bag fees, change your password, congrats to the David All Group on their new office digs, Nelson Lewis is balling out of control, Congressman Conyers inspired gifts are all the rage, Jaguar set me up, Guam still hasn’t tipped over, of course Tom Coburn’s beard has a Twitter account, meet Bryon Tau, Metro opens bags, Kim Kardashian and Doug Heye wished everyone Merry Christmas, Patrick Ryan rocked a birthday, yes, we know our site is jacked – we’re working on it, blizzards are the new black,  Capitol Police ain’t nothing to F with,  never get too busy for a high-five and Rex Grossman is starting for the Redskins on Sunday.