Marion Barry = drama.

D.C. Councilman Marion Barry had his car stolen over the weekend, according to D.C. police.

It gets way better.

The former mayor parked his 2002 Jaguar outside the Patricia R. Harris Education Center in Southeast D.C. Sunday morning with the keys still in the ignition.

He left his keys in the ignition and the car was stolen? Doesn’t make a damn bit of sense.