Before everybody flies off the handle and starts getting upset about the $1.1 trillion omnibus bill, perhaps we should step back and analyze some of the worthy projects.
$125,000 – Fishery equipment for the Guam Fisherman’s Cooperative Association
Ever been to Guam? Trust us, this is more than fair, especially since it’s about to tip over.
$413,000 – Peanut research in Alabama
We’re not quite sure how peanuts sneak into every congressional bill, but kudos to the brave men and women that slipped that it in.
$349,000 – Swine waste management in North Carolina
It’s a big problem, especially when the wind starts blowing.
$522,000 – Cranberry and blueberry disease and breeding in New Jersey
In our opinion, this can be done for $350,000, but still hugely important.
$500,000 – Oyster safety in Florida
Ever eaten a bad oyster. Yeah, keep this one in there.
$400,000 – Solar parking canopies and plug-in electric stations in Kansas
Is this for tractors or cars?
$165,000 – Maple syrup research in Vermont
Everyone knows there is maple syrup in Vermont. We admit, this one is a waste!