According to several Capitol Hill sources, Rep. Aaron Schock [R-Gym] is seeking a Communications Director to manage his “high-profile and aggressive press operation.”

We’re told applicants must have graduate degree in primping and be able to tie a Windsor knot in the dark.

Applicants must also be well-read and have active subscriptions to the following magazines: GQ, Rolling Stone, Men’s Health and Vogue.

h/t MH