Brought to you by Patrick Gavin.  Hilarious.

1.) “Queers for Fear”

2.) “I thought this was just the line for Georgetown Cupcake”

3.) “This font is big.”

4.) Your sign isn’t as funny as you think it is.”

5.) “God hates Figs.”

6.) “If your beliefs fit on a sign, think harder.”

7.) “I already regret choosing to carry around a sign all day.”

8.) “Fear gives me a Boehner.”

9.) “Real tea parties usually have scones.”

10.) “I’m against picketing but i don’t know how to show it.”