And another argument for giving Washington, D.C. a vote in Congress.

NBC Washington:  Norton Challenger Seeks $994 Trillion in Lawsuit

Those seeking an alternative to Eleanor Holmes Norton in the race for D.C. congressional delegate will find a few options in the Board of Elections Voter Guide. There’s anti-abortion activist Missy Reilly Smith, running as a Republican, and Statehood-Green nominee Rick Tingling‐Clemmons. And then there’s Queen Noble, running under the banner of the H.E.R.O.S.H.E.R.O. Party.

Her statement, in full:

I am here for my babies kidnapped by kat sabilous department of social services and the department of children and family services in Hollywood, ca. I am Queen GIVE ME BACK MY KIDS Noble, I have 994 trillion law suit active in the us supreme here in dc against this government currently aiding and abetting smith’s kidnapping of my kids in this stolen country. Prima Facie discovery Evidence is proof of target victimization for life and robbed of my family.

Here’s the real news in the story:

In her 2005 Cincinnati campaign, she issued several brief, strange position papers, and wound up with 121 votes.