You might not be able to hold in your excitement next weekend at the Comedy Central rallies, but you will be forced to hold something else in: [call of nature]

Comedy Central organizers are having a hard time finding port-o-potties for their rallies to take place in a week and a half, after the Marine Corps Marathon planners snatched up about 800 of them for the same weekend.

Note: The Marines are refusing to share their toilets, which makes sense if you’ve ever seen a port-o-potty the day after a rally.