We all know and love the Snuggie. The commercials are hysterical and the Snuggies themselves are, well, snuggie-rific.
And we’re sure that we’re not the only ones who have thought about magical Snuggie Sex (think about the weirdos reading FamousDC after googling Snuggie Sex!).
Luckily for all of us, a local DC author, Megan Morrison, took it to the next level: The Snuggie Sutra: The Kama Sutra of Snuggies
As the website explains,”You have a Snuggie. You have sex. This was inevitable.”
FamousDC presents: The Snuggie Sutra Famous 5
1. How did THE SNUGGIE SUTRA come about?
I was at a party and the topic of the Snuggie came up. One thing led to another (as it often does), and there I was miming sexual positions that could incorporate the infamous blanket with sleeves. In the afterglow, I said to myself, “There should be a Snuggie Sutra.”
We started with a website we could send around to all our friends, and things took off from there. You’d be surprised at the warm reception sex in a Snuggie gets. Or maybe you wouldn’t be.
2. How do you come up with all these positions?
When we launched the web site, it had as many positions as we could think of on our own. To write 100 positions for the book we had to get…creative. Obviously this meant hours spent contorting ourselves and our Snuggies. I do not Snug and tell, but all of the positions in the book are doable. If you will.
3. Do you have a favorite position?
I love them all, but there are a few that I have special affection for. “The Tablecloth” was one of the first positions we created and drew – we ended up using it as part of our logo. The picture still makes me laugh. It was also the first time we thought to put legs through the sleeves, which opened up a whole new world.
4. Who in Washington would you like to get into a Snuggie?
The robes the Supreme Court justices wear are pretty close to a Snuggie already. I cannot see the high court without thinking fleece. I hope that they get a copy of the book for when they are “in chambers”. Plus, I think serious bipartisan Snuggie action could do the country some good.
5. Barack and Michele Obama call you for advice, what would you tell them?
You need to take time to relax. Make it a movie night, some popcorn, a Snuggie. Fleece is the ultimate stimulus. (See page 107.)
The Snuggie Sutra author Megan Morrison