Top 10 reasons you’re not at ALL surprised that a D.C. police SUV didn’t realize they were shooting Transformers III in front of the Capitol, drove through the set, past the D.C. police guarding the set, and into Bumblebee.

1. Vincent Gray.
2. The Redskins won baby. We’re going to the Super Bowl!
3. The cop was distracted by a group of “extreme-type people in bikini-type outfits grinding at each other and doing these gyrations.”
4. It is clearly part of the “Greening the Capitol” Initiative.
5. Marion Barry was on his midday crack run.
6. The SUV was actually one of those new self-drive Google cars.
7. The cop was recovering from Tommy John surgery.
8. He was texting a picture of his…er…gun to Jenn Sterger.
9. He was buzzed on fried beer.
10. He assumed that filming was over because he didn’t see huge robots marching around. Only cars.