Beware citizens of Fairfield, CT. Professional wrestler Paul Levesque (aka Triple H aka The Cerebral Assassin aka The Game aka The King Of Kings) is going to be door knocking in your neighborhood this weekend. [Facebook]

Glad Triple H and Linda McMahon patched things up and got over the whole episode where Linda informed Triple H that her daughter, Stephanie, was lying to him and wasn’t pregnant, which led to Triple H standing her up at the alter and then giving her dad the “pedigree” and finishing it all up by shoving her to the ground. [video evidence]

A little tip to Fairfield voters: When Triple H knocks, go ahead and answer quickly. Just ask Randy Orton. (30 seconds in)