Losing 1.3% of my Twitter followers is the kind of tragedy I would write a mocking Tweet about had I not come to realize that covering the minutiae of the lives and careers of the “famous-for-DC” is exactly sort of bottom-of-the-bellybutton [sic] scraping that has caused so many Americans outside the Beltway to look upon our insular culture as something both repellant [sic], pitiable and possibly untenable.
