Facebook Status Abuse:

Chris: Just pulled another all-nighter. It’s what you do when you’re making things happen.

Dear Captain Red Bull,

We’re not impressed.

We weren’t impressed the first seven times you did it and we won’t be impressed next week when you post the same thing and again make some sort of ridiculous comment about “stores not being open to sell you coffee.”

Sleep tight.

Cheers,
the editors

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