There are no words to describe this.  Actually, there are words, but none of the ones we attempted to use were even remotely appropriate.

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are back together and plan to get married.

Mama Grizzly apparently doesn’t know.

“We got engaged two weeks ago,” Bristol, 19, tells Us Weekly. “It felt right, even though we don’t have the approval of our parents.” In other words, Sarah Palin didn’t know Bristol and Levi and baby Tripp were breaking the news on the cover of Us.

Who loves the cover of US Magazine more, Levi or Bristol?   And how long will this engagement last? Our crystal ball says about 4-5 weeks.