John Kerry launched a fashion movement, the @Twitter #DC  gov’t liaison job is still available, 50 Cent still hasn’t been invited to the White House, despicable, Alvin Greene action figures are this year’s Tickle Me Elmo, Chad Pergram business time, a year older and none the wiser, awkward, accidentally check into Cap Lounge on Foursquare, the Fourth of July as seen through the lens of John Shinkle, the Senate Radio – TV Gallery as seen through the lens of Christopher Gindlesperger, Who needs a bottle of Thunderbird?, Ron Artest wouldn’t tell anyone where King James was going, Apple Bottom Robes, Gavels with the Fur, Paul Kane turns one year hansome-r, Clevelanders were so angry they set the river on fire again … not really … but they were pretty pissed, #Heatmaggedon hit DC, and stop by L2 tonight to wish Tara “Page Six Palmeri” good luck as she heads to NYC.