This is getting ridiculous.

Dear Senate,

We need to talk.

We were embarrassed to post about Twilight on FamousDC, but then again, we run a blog. And even though the blog is supposed to be funny, we still felt guilty jumping into this vampire vs. werewolf madness.

You on the other hand are the United States Senate. You’re confirming a United States Supreme Court Justice.

Why on earth are you talking about Twilight?

Sincerely,

Curious Onlookers

Now, let’s see which TWO Associated Press reporters got to file this bad boy.

ANN SANNER and NATASHA T. METZLER: Kagan declines to take sides on ‘Twilight’ debate