We don’t know why we’re posting this – everyone is watching US World Cup soccer.

UPDATE: 2- 0!?! Can we invade?

UPDATE 2: Donovan! Sweetest goal of the World Cup!

UPDATE 3: They’re handing out yellow cards like what.

UPDATE 4: Goooooooooooooooooooooooal! USA! USA! USA!

UPDATE 5: We were robbed!