Move over Lebron.

Gannett’s Mike Lopresti: Stephen Strasburg’s dazzling debut as good as it gets

With the baseball universe looking over his shoulder, and enough hype to make a Super Bowl jealous, he made one mistake in 94 pitches. He struck out the last seven batters he faced, the final two at 99 mph. No walks.

How often can you really believe the advertising?

The new car never gets that kind of mileage. The diet never works that quickly. Down the street on Capitol Hill, they know a little about broken promises.

But once in a while, the money-back guarantees are true.