This is what happens when you tune out the news for three consecutive days:

South Carolina, apparently sick and tired of Arizona hogging all the negative attention, is embarrassing itself before the nation once again. Republican state Rep. Nikki Haley is running for governor. So, naturally, a former Mark Sanford employee has written on his blog that he had an affair with her.

Wonkette sums it up best: [hilarious]

Meanwhile, the evidence is mounting that some sort of hanky-panky did occur, but we want to be absolutely sure on this one before making a judgment since — again — this is a political blogger claiming to have had sex with a lady.

The only thing we really find inappropriate are the wardrobe choices.