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Thursday, May 6, 2010, the D.C. Lottery will unveil THE BIGGEST SCRATCHER EVER. Towering at 44 feet in height and 14 feet wide, it is a replica of District of Columbia Black, the D.C. Lottery’s first ever instant scratch ticket with a $1,000,000 prize.

“We’re pulling out all the stops at the D.C. Lottery. We’re bringing new games and looking for new millionaires in this town!” exclaims Buddy Roogow, executive director of the D.C. Lottery and Charitable Games Control Board.

The District of Columbia Black ticket launches Wednesday, May 5, 2010. This is the largest top prize for an instant scratch game in the history of the D.C. Lottery. This ticket has the best odds of becoming an instant millionaire among any public games in the region.

Doin’ it.