CPAC hit DC and Betty White made their straw poll, the baddest mofo of them all, John Stanton, celebrated a birthday, Ben Smith’s comment section got hijacked, curling still blows our mind, CBS Unplugged celebrated its one year anniversary, so did the stimulus, congratulations to Geoff Embler on the new gig, overheard in DC blacked out, LMFAO vs. Mitt Romney, Betsy Fischer celebrated a birthday, Sean Garrett got a new gig with Twitter,  it was good to see you Mr. Klein, Evan Bayh bowed out, don’t think we don’t see you, Foghorn Leghorn entered stage right, she called it early, Four Square continues to annoy, Tiger Woods is sorry, Eric Odom is moving to Nevada, today was Mike Pence vs. Tiger Woods, and be sure to wish “The Fix” a Happy Birthday tomorrow.