We’re the last people to give out career advice, but…

From White House crashers to professional party guests? For the third time in just over a month, Tareq and Michaele Salahi are the advertised attraction at a splashy event … hipster collective Brightest Young Things is touting them as the stars of a cash-bar Potomac cruise-ship party Thursday night.  [insert Titanic joke]

Roxanne and Amy get all the good dirt.