Solid work, Johnny:
John Edwards has proposed to his mistress Rielle Hunter, and is buying a luxury $3.5 million beachfront home where they can live happily ever after with their love child, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.
Dave Matthews is officially on call.
UPDATE: From Taegan Goddard
It’s worth noting the Enquirer was right about every other aspect of this story — from the affair to the child to the sex tape.
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