We had to read this twice it was so mind-blowing:

According to court records obtained by the Chicago Tribune, Scott Lee Cohen, a millionaire pawnbroker who prevailed with a narrow plurality in the crowded primary for lieutenant governor, was accused by his ex-girlfriend, a prostitute, of holding a knife to her neck in a 2005 domestic dispute. [who says IL has problems?]

Also on his long list of strange activity: steroid abuse.

Reactions: @emzanotti Chicago: always raising the bar. Our politicians now come pre-indictable for your convenience.