Everybody has “friends” who are guilty of this:
Vaguebooking: An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what’s going on, or is possibly a cry for help.
As we’ve said before, if you’re that desperate for someone to take notice of you, join the Boys and Girls Club of America — but please don’t try to draw attention to yourself through status updates that require us to write you for clarification. If we have to ask, it’s probably not cool.