President Obama hit the reset button, Doug Heye is huge in Germany, Tommy McFly spent some time with Senator Joe Jonas, “Simply not true,” Kitchen 2404 celebrated one year,  Matt got a new gig in Texas, hackers hit the Capitol, Jim Treacher blogged like a MF’r, steel cage match of Shuster vs. Breitbart got under way, Ellen Malcolm stopped keeping her list, Kobe Bryant balled at the  White House, Tucker and friends fired up the Congressional Bowling league season last night, and “Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I’m the Dude, man.”