Thank God we already ate lunch.

John Edwards finally admitted to what the National Enquirer reported over two years ago – that he had an affair with a former staffer and then later fathered a child with her. But his problems are far from behind him. A tell-all book from another former staff is due to hit bookstores soon, but now, a more sordid document of the affair may also be making an appearance. That’s right, there may be a John Edwards sex tape.  [proud parents]

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