Good news for lazy parents.  Bad news for the rest of us.

An iPhone application to translate a baby’s cries and tell parents instantly what they mean has been made available. [this is not a joke]

The “John Edwards” version is still in development. Essentially that app will allow you to hit “deny” when the baby first cries and gives you ample time to decide whether or not you actually want to acknowledge what’s happening. It’s kind of like a snooze button for terrible parents.