Astronauts have all the fun.

[NASA] Officials said they found a plastic container with cocaine inside Tuesday as they prepped the Space Shuttle Discovery at Kennedy Space Center for its flight in March, reports Central Florida News. [moon crack]

The NBC Miami report gets even more hysterical.

NASA officials said they will run drug tests on all of the workers in the area to find out if anyone has been trying to play astronaut without actually strapping on a space suit.

Redefining the phrase: “Ready for lift-off.”