Have you ever asked someone, "should I tweet that?"
Have you ever said, "yeah, I’ll be right there, I just need to check Facebook real quick?"
Do you spend more time tweeting than you do talking?
Have you ever set up a fan page for yourself on Facebook?
Has your work productivity decreased, but your time spent at work increased?
Do you post pictures of your meals?
Have you ever experimented with Farmville? [just the tip]
Do you do dumb sh*t just so you can tweet it?
Have you ever received an email that read, "STOP TAGGING ME IN PHOTOS YOU ASS HAT!"?
Do you notify your followers as to when you arrive at work? [PS: That’s obnoxious]
Does your family mistakenly call you by your Twitter handle because you don’t call them anymore?
Do you have a false sense of self-worth because you have 1,600 Facebook friends?
Have you gained 15 pounds because Facebooking is now more important than your health?
Did you lose a bet because you finally joined Facebook?
Do you RT more than 10 times a day?
Does your resume now include the words "social," "media" and "expert?"
If you answered yes to 5 of these questions, it might be time to kill your online identity with the Web 2.0 suicide machine.
There’s no doubt that if you do so your popularity will plunge – but in order to get your life back in order, you have to take some time off.
If you don’t believe us, think back to how great [and simple] life was before social networks destroyed your free time. We bet you read more. We bet you phoned a friend every once and again. We bet your grandparents got an occasional letter. We bet your significant other seemed more interesting because you didn’t already know what they were thinking at every moment of the day.
Think about it. Get back to us.