If you’re reading this from Capitol Hill, there’s a good chance your boss could use one of these for Christmas.

UrbanDaddy reports today on a website that allows you to give someone an actual lump of coal for the holidays.

If not your boss, Betsy Rothstein at FishbowlDC has a better idea.

Is there an editor out there who’s been enraging you? A reporter who won’t listen to your wise suggestions? The holidays are coming and here’s your chance.