Chris Cooley invites [via video invitation] Tiger to stay at his house and includes a list of things they could do together:

"Drink some beers, put up Christmas lights (drunk), make some rap videos, because that’s popular right now and I think you would be good at that, because I’ve been hearing your voice on the radio a lot, and I don’t know if you could sing, but I bet you could rap".

WTF?

Cooley’s ankle needs to heal soon, we think he’s bored.