If I had a million Twitter followers …

Deadspin: Gilbert Arenas Makes a Mockery of Twitter

Agent Zero refuses to start Twittering until he has a million followers. Uh, Gil, that’s not how you do it. Actually, you know what? Twitter’s stupid and everyone on it is stupid and this will probably work.

DC Sports Blog: Teammates respond to Gilbert’s Twitter quest

Gilbert Arenas’s quest for one million Twitter followers has now been going on for about two days. He’s got about 2,300 followers. If he can maintain this pace, he’ll reach a million followers in about two-and-a-half years, by which point no one will be using Twitter any more. (Sign up here .)