Apparently, someone decided to run the numbers, and that whole Twitter Iran revolution thing wasn’t really a thing at all, considering only .027% of Iranians are on Twitter, and that doesn’t count those sneaky little folks who switched their home location on Twitter to Tehran when the events unfolded. [um, .027%]

.027%…a similar percentage of Twitter junkies who went on dates last week…just kidding…sort of.

Reminder: One month ago yesterday, our president won a Nobel prize for providing peace.