Eric Cantor launched the world’s first ever .gov blackberry application, Patrick Gavin beat Rep. McCotter at a game of crossword, Jeff Flake kept his shirt on, Tim Burger is a free agent, The Union Leader went back to 1987, Edmunds.com and the White House danced, Boehner got a “1,990 Pages Of Bureaucracy” Drudge splash, Major Garrett is back to work after battling swine flu, the Washington Wizards are undefeated, White House staffers detained for possible bomb, Alan Grayson cried on the floor just after calling a FRB advisor a “K Street Whore” [cried for unrelated reasons], Brad Bauman leaft the Hill for Sunlight Foundation, CNN Correspondent Leslie Sanchez hosted fab book launch party for Long Way Maybe, Chris Cooley had surgery, Arnold dined in Gtown Clyde’s Wednesday right after the F-bomb, and Flake went Confucius on everyone… “He who spends time passing trivial legislation may find himself out of time to read healthcare bill.”