Earlier this week we told you about a Georgetown sophomore looking to hire a personal assistant for $12/hour [jobs created]

To be honest, when we asked where to send our resume, we never thought we would get a call back.

Then we opened up the ole tip box yesterday and found this gem:

Our favorite:

Tasks such as doing laundry that involve a lot of waiting around (time when you could be doing other tasks or doing your own stuff) will be counted for the approximate amount of time it would take to do the labor involved. For instance, laundry will be counted for half an hour even though a laundry cycle takes 1.5 hrs to complete.

Of course he needs an assistant. His champagne flute is empty.